soonerdudes

Thanks for playing, Fox Sports. But, as any discerning college football fan that read your list immediately thought to themselves, your list sucks.

Here is a more accurate representation of reality. Granted, each person’s respective life experiences alter his list dramatically. Nevertheless, here’s mine and I’m sticking to it.

Make the jump to see the most obnoxious fans in the country.

LSU fans top the list and it's not close.

1. LSU. The Tigers top the list and it’s not close. (Yes, they do smell like corndogs.)

2. Arkansas. The Tigers must be rubbing off on their SEC brethren. As one of the newest additions to the SEC, Arkansas has wasted no time jumping on the conference’s collective coattails, though their teams have never really accomplished anything. The Razorbacks claim one illegitimate national championship and sincerely believe their program’s prestige rivals the Oklahomas of the world.

3. Oklahoma State. Ever the “program on the rise,” OU’s stepchildren rejoice more in the Sooners’ BCS woes than what little success their program has enjoyed.

4. Notre Dame. The snobbery factor plays a huge roll in ensuring that the Domers are pretty much despised by every other fan base on the planet. The national media doesn’t help their case, either.

5. Texas. More sense of entitlement than any other program. The 45-35 campaign fiasco speaks for itself. Every recruit that doesn’t sign with the Longhorns has either been paid off or was overrated to begin with. They sincerely believe that their four national titles are more impressive than Oklahoma’s seven.

6. <Insert SEC School>. I’ll give Bama a pass, but the reset of the conference seems to be on one collective ego trip. Chanting the name of your conference instead of your school after winning a national championship? Let’s get real, people (I’m looking at you, 2007 LSU squad.)

7. Oklahoma. You bet your OU fight song bottle opener we’re on the list. Who among us hasn’t been embarassed by a fellow Sooner’s overzealous and overly inebriated shennanigans?

8. Michigan. The biggest complaint here is the fact that Michigan fans honestly believe the Wolverines are the most successful team of all time when, in fact, they have only won two legitimate national championships.

9. Colorado. Obnoxiousness level strong to quite strong, relevance level too low to move up the list. The Buffalos are the most confusing fans on this list. Where exactly does their arrogance come from? Clearly not from running a successful football program.

10. Oregon. See Colorado.